Copyright © 2012 by Ricardo das Neves. All rights reserved.
There’s a guy snoring next to you in shavasana. You:
Hope he’s having a good astral projection.
Don’t hear him. That’s because you’re also snoring.
Wish you could pass out instantly like that without pharmaceutical intervention.
Ignore him, because you’re busy getting a few extra stretches in.
What kind of yogi are you?